It’s been a long, cold one with frequent hints of frost settling on whiskers, chill-blained toes and other nefarious plots to get a fire built, or at the very least, the heater turned on. So it is with eager anticipation that Chicken has welcomed summer. Where I have grown accustomed to a lethargic cat in the [...]
Sometimes a cat just can’t get close enough to that elusive source of heat. And sometimes a cat is forced to shuffle up irresponsibly close. And sometimes a cat is overcome with blissful sensations of warmth and is mesmorised by the glow. It is precisely at these times that a slight fizzing-pulling sound can be [...]
I know I contain a hefty dose of bias (what parent doesn’t?) yet I have always believed Chicken is simply awesome. Even more awesome than this cat. She transcends feline, extending it to, dare I say, super-feline? There have been a few clues along the way: There is that glint in the eye (only caught [...]
I have always suspected chicken of being more than just a cat. What owner/slave doesn’t harbour secret aspirations of their cat quietly plotting world domination? She is cunning though, got to grant her that, and catching her in the act of self-education is often, well let’s just say, difficult. I was rather amused to return [...]
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Finally! My slaves have understood their task presented and created for me this platform of utter joy. It is from here I can share my genius with the world!